When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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