How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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