I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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