he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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