im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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