I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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