I think i sorta joined a cult last night
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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