Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
only you would photoshop your dick
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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