I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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