Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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