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Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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