Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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