is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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