Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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