tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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