why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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