idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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