She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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