SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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