drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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