I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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