I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
