Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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