Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
