I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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