She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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