their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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