My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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