she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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