Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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