I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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