yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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