if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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