butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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