you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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