don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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