There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Im part way to drunk.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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