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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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