yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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