That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
MIDGETS
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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