Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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