That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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