do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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