i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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