doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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