yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i will never coherently bang her
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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