At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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