Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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