# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am in a vortex of obligation.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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