Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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