Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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