I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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