is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Umm I'm too high to move.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize