Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Come see our sink grown plant.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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