I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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