can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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