How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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