I think scott just propositioned me for sex
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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