My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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