What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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