Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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