Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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